Ich Will

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Date: 28 January 2006 12:38:53

This morning I have begun a study into the environmental habitats of the duck and lobster. With my wife having a degree in Zoology I felt that I should begin to broaden my intellect into a more scientific area.

Therefore I have spent an hour this morning observing the living habits of a family of 3 ducks and a lobster. Some may say that lobsters are more at home in seawater but this specimen seems quite happy in its freshwater habitat. It merrily follows the ducks around from one end of its home to the other. It seems to have a very high regard for the 2 baby ducks and likes to play with them.

I did notice that it has a odd list to the side and requires frequent rests from its bursts of energy. Then off it goes, happily chugging around.

The wife is very pleased that they keep me entertained with their antics. She also likes the surprised look on the lobster's face and its big eyes.

These are the best presents that I've had for years. I look forward to logging more of their activities in the years and months to come. I intend taking great care of them to insure years of pleasure and work.

Some people may say that observing rubber ducks and plastic lobsters have no scientific purpose but I tend to disagree. If nothing else, it makes bathtime fun...

For those interested Ich Will is a track from Rammstein. They are a German Industrial Rock group. Very entertaining to watch live. I first came across them performing at the MTV European Music Awards on TV when I was in Berlin in 2001. Definitely not everyone's taste in music.