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Date: 22 February 2006 15:56:48
Having beeen abandoned by First Wife, while she visits friends in Swansea, I have been forced to fend for myself. Of course, now I'm married, things are not as easy as when I was single.
How are you supposed to find things if you have to look through full cupboards? With diabetes, how are you supposed to eat all those wonderful things that are no longer permitted? I mean the wife would never know would she....
Instead I've been trusted to do the weekly shopping. I've been given my list and been told I can buy anything else that I think enjoyable. When I suggested that a young, buxom blonde would be enjoyable I got one of those horrible looks. Anyone who knows my wife and myself would know the one I mean!
A perk is that I can watch football tonight and all those films I love but aren't enjoyable for wife.
Well better finish my work and get on with preparing to go shopping.