Careful With That Axe Eugene

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Date: 08 March 2006 13:32:27

While talking to First Wife before retiring for slumber I was told that she had been tagged to supply her thoughts by other loggers. She said the one section that was troubling her most was 7 things that attract you to your other heart.

I said that for me that was easy and said: "She's not short, she's not fat and she's bigger than a cat!" This of course fits very easily into a well known football chant. I also said that the fact she wasn't an axe wielding murderer also helped.

Then came the reply: "An ox murderer?"

At this she fell into loud laughter and I proceeded to cough my guts out. Who said marriage was boring?