Mellowing Out

Categories: uncategorized

Date: 05 April 2006 17:19:03

I have decided that I am no longer going to allow myself to get stressed about things I can't control. Of course, this is not really practicable but I'll give it a try.

Therefore the following will cease to wind me up, as of today:

1. Incompetent co-workers
2. Incompetent customers
3. Politicians
4. Religious Extremeists
5. Unreligious Extremeists
6. Kids
7. Bad drivers
8. People who can't understand simple instructions
9. People talking loudly when I'm trying to sleep
10. People playing loud music when I'm trying to sleep
11. The rest of the human race
12. Anything/one I've forgotten to list

Of course, if this doesn't work then I reserve the right to become stressed, angry, obnoxious (aren't you always? - Ed) or go Postal.