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Date: 27 May 2006 10:57:03
In a recent entry First Wife gave a hint on how to discourage sales people who call at the house. Today I thought I'd let you know how to fend off telephone callers.
Lying in bed with First Wife, having just woken up, the phone rang, interrupting our morning ritual of discussing who gets up to make the tea. I reach around the pile of teetering books and picked up the phone. I answered:
"Hello! Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!"
I'm greeted by silence. A pause. And then they hang up.
I did the 1471, caller ID, to get "The caller withheld their number.
Of course, in the interests of copyright, originality etc I recommend that you use your own version of the above.
Till next time readers....