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Date: 30 May 2006 18:31:16
Its easy really....
You start you journey with the roof down and as you go further north the cloud gets thicker. Eventually you have to pull over as it has begun to rain. Just as you drive 5 miles further on the sun comes out again. Of course, by this stage you can't lower the roof because it's wet and would begin to rot if put down in this condition to often.
Now the sun is out again, just as I'm ready to go home.
Here is a joke passed on by a friend:
A minister and his wife are on a holiday in Israel, visiting the major biblical sites. Unfortunately the wife falls ill and after a few days dies.
The minister is advised by the embassy that he has a choice. He could bury her in Israel for £150 or send her back home for £2000. He gives this some serious thought. Then replies: "I think I'll take her home for burial."
The embassy rep says: "Are you sure? It's only £150 to bury her here and she would be buried in the Holy Land. Or is it a family concern that she's buried at home?"
The minister replies: "The thing is that, 2000 years ago a man was buried here. 3 days later He rose from the dead. I just don't want to take that chance!"