Damn French

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Date: 02 June 2006 18:35:02

I have the chance to make a big shipment out of Paris to the US on Monday. Unfortunately Monday is a holiday for the schoolchildren of France. Therefore no trucks are allowed on the road because of the danger to the children.

However the teachers are working; my Paris office are working; most other companies are working as well. So the question is... Who looks after the kids?

Today's joke is:

What is the definition of diagnostic?

Someone who doesn't know if there are 2 gods.

What is a Welsh diagnostic?

So you can differentiate the difference between dihindu, dimuslim and dichristian when talking about your friend di from the same village.

The second joke would appear to have more meaning for people who understand how people in the vallies differentiated between people with the same name. For example, Dai Station - the stationmaster in Ivor the Engine.

Just thought I'd give the non Welsh an insight into our world. After all heaven will be exactly the same, just fewer English people.