Date: 28 October 2008 19:36:43
I have decided on a career change. I have decided to become the next Sir John Harvey Jones; Gordon Ramsey; Dragon's Den and The Apprentice. I'll call myself The Draprenchefshooter.
I'll visit struggling businesses and tell them how crap they are and how they should follow my advise and destroy their business. I've already made a start by advising several different banks, property developers and estate agencies on how to manage their businesses and you can see the results for yourselves.
Next I'm moving onto airlines, football clubs and the Church of England...