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Date: 01 August 2006 10:51:04
Following on from the success of DithNav, we are now launching a new complimentary product to our range:
J.P.S.
In association with Sad Sister Productions, we have developed smaller and far more accurate of DithNav. Now we have a 100% method of ensuring that you get from A to Z with complete assurance and accuracy. One of DithNav's major advantages is helping to keep thefamily entertained on pointless drivers, when getting there isn't a necessity but an option.
With J.P.S. we have a product for those occasions when you positively, absolutely need to get there on time and by the shortest route.
Yes, T&E are proud to announce their J.P.S. product. It comes with its own voice commands and visible display. No need for small computerised maps and easily missed commands. J.P.S. has its own unique system of navigation.
J.P.S. is Joseph's Pointy Finger.
Follow its verbal command to "Follow the finger"; as you move from place to place. Let J.P.S. take the strain from your journies.
"Absolutely accurate." Mrs. B., Oldrum
"Humourous and accurate." Mr. B, Oldrum
"I never go wrong when using this." Mrs. T&E, Oldrum
"Hours of fun and guaranteed to get you there." Some random guy on the street
"Sexier than Star Wars. More futuristic than something you've forgotten about." A made up press statement
This product is available by male order only. You won't find this in the shops, unless his mum & dad, auntie and uncle, or Nanna & Popsie have taken him there shopping.