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Date: 13 September 2006 13:56:07
This was on an e-mail from a wine club I received this afternoon:
- A bicycle can't stand; it is two tired
- A will is a dead giveaway
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flys like a banana
- A backward poet writes inverse
- In a democracy its your vote that counts; in feudalism its your Count that votes
- A chicken crossing the road; poultry in motion
- If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered
Nothing to do with wine but still entertaining.
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