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Date: 08 December 2006 17:46:12
Thanks to Sad Sister for reminding me of another dad story. Good job he doesn't read this isn't it?
To even things out:
While growing up a certain sister, who may or may not be related to me, wrote a note to Father Christmas. Knowing how busy he is at this time of year, she invited him to "sit down for a minuet".
I am now expecting a huge list of stories in retaliation. These could include:
1. He didn't talk to me until I was 16;
2. He pushed me off the chair;
3. He shut the bathroom door on my fingers;
4. He used to make me hide behind the cars as I passed a house enroute to the shops. He told me that the boy who lived there would kill me;
5. He never changed a nappy for either of his nephews;
6. He calls me Dweeb to annoy me.
My responses are as follows:
1. She didn't become interesting until she was 16. This was not because I fancied her friends at that age.
2. My sister was standing on a chair trying to reach something from the cupboard. As she reached up she slipped, feel onto my tin box, that held my soldiers, and cut her chin. She screamed and folks came running shouting, "what have you done to her now?". In fairness she did tell them it wasn't me.
3. I did indeed do this but it was an accident.
4. I was proved right as the person in question did shoot his father with a shotgun. In mitigation his father had been beating him up for several years. I think that this also seriously effected him as he was never the same afterwards and looks a lot older than he is.
5. That was part of the contract written prior to the birth of my first nephew.
6. I know how much it freaks her out when I do this. However should anyone else do so I will seriously maim them.
Let's see what else Sad Sister or the Welsh Dragon can come up with.