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Date: 09 December 2006 18:32:14
Sad Sister has got some things right and some wrong - see comments on previous post.
I did get her to blow dry my hair when I was going out - I had it brushed back into an attempted crew cut, as per Clint in Dirt Harry mode but it never really came off.
I did ask her to tape her a-ha albums for me, they were unfashionably good.
I do encourage Shouty Boy and Whiney Boy to wave at speed cameras, as I do this myself - sometimes mine aren't waves though ;-)
I did once, and once only, tell my sister to drop dead after getting off the school bus. In my defence she was a pain in the armpit on occasions but I stilled loved her.
I did teach Shouty Boy to use the "dog ran under my feet excuse" for use when he got his trousers muddy. I used to use the same excuse myself when I was 6-7 years old.
My sister never loved Donny Osmond. However she does have a habit of buying every trashy record on the planet and those she hasn't bought her husband has... However, as she says, I did teach her some taste - Queen, Fleetwood Mac, The Doors etc
In addition I also act as her protector - I can pick on her but no one else can. Who helped her when she had her very own stalker? Who made sure that she survived her 18th birthday in once piece? Mind you, I did choke one of her friends when he drank her vodka and made him buy her a replacement.
And finally, I bought Roland Rat's Rat Rapping for her birthday and not myself.....