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Date: 03 February 2007 15:43:44
How do I know this? Well, its obvious really, just or watch today's news.
Bird Flu has arrived in the UK. We're all going to die, horrible, diseased deaths. No one is safe. Don't fly in a plane - you're too near to the birds there. They'll get you up there you know!
"Quick Ma! Get me ma shoot'un boots and gun!"
I know that Swansea has an old anti-aircraft gun from the war. I'll nip down there tonight and bring it back. It shouldn't take much to service and install in our garden. We'll be safe anyway, I've dug me a bunker in the back garden,there's enough food to last until tomorrow morning.
Today's entry was brought to you by the panic that'll be whipped upby the UK tabloids in the next few days. Remember millions of us are doomed. Why? 'cos that's what they've been predicting for the last 2 years.