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Date: 11 April 2007 15:45:52
On leaving the house this morning for work I had to empty my bags and various items from the car and restock with clean clothes for tomorrow. On arriving outside the garage I found that there was an empty space where our wheely bin had been the night before.
A few weeks ago our recycling box disappeared into thin air. Today our wheely bin had followed. I looked up and down the street but there was no sign of it. Why would someone steal a full, smelly wheely bin?
But we're not alone.....
On the BBC today is a story that had me stunned even more. It appears that one of the few remaining sections of the Berlin Wall disappeared this weekend. We're not talking about a few bricks here but a section 18m (55 feet) long.
Now I'm not a great believer in conspiracy theories but I'm convinced that it has something to do with an alliance of the Saucer People, The Pod People and the Reverse Vampires, in League with the Dark Queen herself. They are sending us a warning that FW must renounce her enjoyment of sport.