Boxes

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Date: 05 September 2007 20:34:40

What you people don't realise is that I never think inside boxes. I find it too constraining and can be claustrophobic, not that I suffer from that.

Wherever possible I like to do as little thinking as I can. Thinking just gets in the way of doing. If you are going to sieze your diamante carps then you need to do it quickly. I have seen too many people moaning because they let their carps swim off and did not sieze them in time.

My favourite thinking places are as follows:

1. On the toilet
2. In the bath
3. While driving home at excessive speed
4. My navel
5. While people talk about something I'm not that interested in
6. While reading

My least favourite places to think are:

1. In work
2. Out of work
3. In bed while not being able to sleep
4. In boxes
5. Port Talbot
6. Swansea
7. At loud rock concerts