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Date: 22 December 2007 13:19:13
Today I am mainly trying to avoid going down with the dreaded lurgy. So far I have narrowed the carriers of this illness down to the human race. As such DEFRA are beginning a cull of all humans to prevent the disease spreading to politicians. This is within current European Commission policy.
They thought they'd start with Europe and end in America - there's no humanity there.
I'm feeling better than I did when I woke up this morning. In celebration of his I'm off to lie in front of the TV and watch films all afternoon.
Here are the Christmas Jokes (apologies for not putting one on yesterday):
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground.
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
Do I have to eat my brussels sprouts?