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Date: 31 January 2008 12:53:31
Many thanks to Yay for her weather update from Alice Springs. I was most concerned to hear that it was raining there during the summer.
I have undertaken a great deal of scientific study of this, utilising the interwebnetpornfinder and my memory of my old A level Geography notes. After much deliberation I can advise the following:
1, It does rain in the desrt during summer.
2. The current problem at Alice Springs is down to a combination of global warming and global boring.
You see that the Earth is being overheated by the tourists who insist on visiting Hairy Rock and Alice Band Sprungs. This is effecting the Aaamoolaboola Current that flows below the Earth's crust under Alice Springs. Global Boring has caused the current to move 200 miles East in order to escape the scientists and politicians that are prodding and probing it.
3. There are so many sweating tourists that it is causing sweat clouds to form over the town and thus the rain at this unseasonal time.
I have contacted Professor Heinrich von Blumenleiderhosen at the department of Tropical Sheep Dip at the University of Nockatunga. He said: "What are ya talking about, you Pommie dingo pup?"
President G W Thornbush commented that Global Warming is a clear and present danger to his retirement. As such he's purchased a 1500 square mile area of the Rocky Mountains that he assures me will be beachfront property in the next 30-50 years - "Yee-Haa, Yaaawwwlll!!!".
This is irrevocable proof of my theories and explains why it has been raining in Alice Springs.