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Date: 16 April 2008 12:31:42
These are facts that I have managed to discover as vigorous academic research:
1. Moose have now known natural predators.
2. Moose are very effective at blending into the scenery. They really enjoy hiding from tourists.
3. More people are killed by Moose than any other Moose like animal.
4. Moose are unable to drive but kill the most people in road accidents.
5. Moose are renowned for their hunting ability and are often seen frightening Red Deer and causing them to have heart attacks.
6. Moose actually live in rivers and build dams. They are the animal who actually built the Hoover, Three Gorges and Aswan dams.
7. They do not wear hard hats while they work - 'cos they're too butch.
8. 200 Moose were invloved in building the stadium for the Montreal Olympics.
9. No Moose were hurt in making this list.
10. Osama Bin Laden is currently living in Afghanistan disguised as a Moose.
11. Bill Clinton mistook Monica Lewinsky for a Moose - alledgedly.
I hope that this has been of use.
Jack,
Where would you be without my sweeping generalisations?
Education Bit:
Today in history:
73AD: The Romans finally breached the wallsof Masada to find that the Jewish defenders had all committed suicide. No Moosse were hurt in the storming of this fortress.
1746: The final battle on British soil saw the Jacobite Scots defeated by the hated German/English army. No Moose were hurt in this battle.
1945: Colditz was liberated by the US Army. 15 Meese had successfully escaped from here during the war.