Fashion Police

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Date: 18 April 2008 12:29:36

During her visit to Swansea on Wednesday FW was asked if you'd grace them with her presence today for their Fairtrade Fashion Show. After much deliberation we decided that we'd both attend. After all who is more fashionable than us?

I'm often approached in the street and congratulated on my appearance. Indeed many people give me coins and notes to celebrate my fashionableness. I am often consulted with regards to where I buy my clothes - people then avoid that shop like the plague.

I always remember that, as a teenager, I was a trendsetter. I started the Mod revival by buying my fishtail parka over 12 months before anyone else. I started the craze of combat trousers years earlier than anyone else began wearing them as daywear.

I am looking forward to helping the Swansea masses to move into the 22nd century with me.

Today in history:

1775 : Today saw the battles of Lexington and Concord, the first of the American War of Independence. Britain take an early 2-0 lead.

1949 : The Republic of Ireland comes into being. Unfortunately, for some but not others, this does not include the Six Counties of Northern Ireland.

1986 : South Africa repealed the "pass laws" that had restricted the movement of non-whites since 1948.