Date: 27 December 2003 16:33:53
Mrs Gnome decided she would take herself off to another town shopping, travelled by train to avoid me driving.
Lunch at the Pub, I thought.
10 minutes before I set off Mrs Gnome rang. "Erm, They have closed the lines for maintenance, so I can't get back."
Now, there MUST have been a notice up about it - but why oh why did they sell her a RETURN ticket.
I did have a half pint of Red Nose in consolation - and a very nice Half Pint it was too.