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Date: 03 November 2007 09:55:17
Do you find it hard to balance the demands of work with the desire to stay healthy?
Worried that you can't find the time to shed those extra pounds?
Well, worry no more! C**t**l Trains are proud to bring you...
THE ONBOARD SAUNA CARRIAGE!
The Onboard Sauna Carriage is an amazing new innovation, allowing you to lose weight while you travel to work! By forcing five carriages' worth of commuters into just three carriages, we create a unique sweatbox environment in which your excess flab soon starts to perspire away, leaving you to arrive at work or home healthier than when you left! (also damper and more uncomfortable) Come in out of the winter cold, to find there is no room to take your coat off, thus guaranteeing you'll lose even more weight! Far more sociable than the gym - here, you can meet new people up close and personal, as you are forced to cross the boundaries of each other's personal space! But don't just take our word for it - hear what one of our "satisfied" customers has to say!
"I've been using Sauna Carriage twice a day every day this week, and I've noticed the difference already. So have my work colleagues - they bought me some deodorant yesterday! And as well as the health benefits, it's educational too - today I've found out what an old man's breath smells like from three inches away! Thank you, Sauna Carriage!" - Mr S, Birmingham
So how much would you expect to pay for such a service? Well, here's the amazing news - Sauna Carriage is brought to you FREE!! All you have to do is buy an overpriced C**t**l Trains ticket, and hop on board. And if you get in early, we'll give you an additional free gift - a seat next to an extra hot ankle-level heating strip which will help burn off those excess calories (and leg hairs)!
The Onboard Sauna Carriage is now available every weekday, so why not give it a try?! (Terms and conditions apply*)
*Sauna Carriage accepts no responsibility for your washing bill at the end of the week. Your weight may go up as well as down. Your home is at risk if you set fire to it, etc.