How to grow a cat
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Date: 12 August 2007 20:40:51
If you want a cat, there's no need to spend a fortune at a pet shop. It's quite easy to grow your own, even if you're a lousy gardener like I am!
First of all, you'll need a trough. You can pick these up very cheaply at any garden centre. Now you need some Cat Seeds. Go to somewhere like "Cats R Us" for these. Fill the trough with some compost. Stick a bit of Catnip in too, as this helps the maturing process, then scatter the cat seeds just below the surface of the compost.
Water regularly and in a couple of weeks, kittens will start to appear. They can be picked at this point, if that's what you want, but if you leave them a little longer, they will grow in to a fully grown mog.
As you can see from the pictures below, I now have one ready to be picked.