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Date: 30 May 2003 10:44:21
While reading a recipe leaflet:
'Mussels in Vermouth? That's a long way to go for mussels! No, wait, I'm thinking of Vermont...'
Discussing lunch for a vegetarian:
'I don't think we have any soup with meat in, we just have tomato, spicy tomato and lentil, chicken, chicken and mushroom...'
Now I know where my children get it from!