Categories: uncategorized
Date: 20 May 2004 08:47:51
I have an hour to get myself and the kitchen presentable before the cleaner arrives.
Getting myself presentable is one thing. Getting the kitchen tidy enough to clean is another.
The worktops are covered in dishes waiting to go in the dishwasher.
I can't put the dishes IN the dishwasher, until I have taken the clean ones OUT.
I can't take the things OUT of the dishwasher until I can get to the cupboard to put them IN.
The way to the cupboard is blocked by a large box with several things ON.
I can't move the things OFF the box until I have a work surface clear to put the things ON.
And I won't have a work surface clear to put the things from the box ON until I have cleared a space in the dishwasher to put the dirty dishes IN.
I think I'll go and get the spider OUT of the bath, get IN, and pretend I don't live here really.