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Date: 31 May 2004 08:20:54
... when fresh golden haddock tastes so delicious, does it smell so horrible? And when the fish itself is eaten within minutes and leaves you wanting more, does the smell linger for days and make everything it touches smell of fish?
... on the mornings when I can have a lie in, do I wake at the crack of dawn all bright eyed and bushy tailed, but on the mornings when I have to be up early, I am overwhelmed with the need to sleep?
... when I organise our plans for the half term around Tiddles being at swimming/snorkelling lessons in the afternoons, do I get a phone call from the pool to say they've been moved to the mornings?
... when I need to sort out the mess that is currently my return to work, does it have to be bank holiday weekend so I can't phone anyone and my computer breaks down so I can't get to the email the boss sent me which I really need to forward to Occupational Health.
...when my computer isn't working, do the computer firm move offices and does my laptop start playing up too?
Anyone fancy some fish-scented orange juice?