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Date: 09 January 2005 10:51:37
Look, I have no real objection to you using the toilet, but please can you learn to wipe the seat?
And while we're at it: while I know you love the baby Jesus and want to be in the stable just like all the other animals, and while I know I read the Smudgelets a story about the Christmas kitten curling up in the manger to keep the baby Jesus warm, you cannot, repeat cannot, fit inside the little nativity scene we still have on the piano (must remember to put that away today) and will only succeed in demolishing the little cardboard stable and sending the poor child plummeting to the floor.
Mind you, I'll admit you did look rather sweet when you somehow got yourself into the middle of the pile of sheets set on one side for the Tsunami appeal - a pile of sheets each side of you and a snuggly soft baby's blanket over the top.
What a cat!
(if I could work out properly how to insert a picture, I'd show the nice readers just how handsome and adorable you are when you're not kneading my leg with your claws! )