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Date: 04 April 2007 13:20:22
One of the following is not true:
a) This morning I have taken Smudgelet to Sports Challenge, totally cleared the garden shed of rubbish, had a trip to the tip, cleared the mountain of clutter from the little extension area of my lounge which was being used as a dumping ground (and the curtains kept closed), done two loads of washing and got them on the line, answered some important emails, rehoused a load of woodlice, eaten some lunch.
b) This morning I have restarted my central heating boiler ten times within an hour before giving up on heat and hot water and resorting to washing in cold.
c) This morning the man finally - only four days later than the latest date he promised to get my door fixed by - turned up to fix my front door. I realised that it was now almost a year since it was first delivered as I can remember my brother going back up North after fitting it on Good Friday. This chap has only recently been commissioned by B&Q to rectify the situation, so it's only a month since he got involved. He unwrapped the new door which had been waiting patiently in Dad's garage and called me to look - it is exactly the same as the other faulty one! He has gone back to complain to B&Q and promised they'd phone me same day.
So, which is not true? b is not true. Did you guess right? That one was an out and out lie as I only restarted the boiler eight times... Smudgelet did it the other two times!