Oh, the embarrassment...

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Date: 26 April 2007 16:02:20

... of setting a class of children off to do a multiplication test against the clock in total silence.. only to discover that the older class on the other side of the partition wall are watching a rather loud video on..... sex education!

Second only to

in the same lesson

alternating between writing on the Smart board (an interactive computer touch-screen as big as a normal blackboard) and writing on the ordinary whiteboard and finding not only that you've written on the whiteboard in smartboard pen - an extremely futile exercise as they work in the same way as writing with your finger - but you've also written on the smartboard in marker pen! The children's faces were a picture. I have a feeling mine was too!

Now, should I feel guilty that my son has had stomach ache all day after I fed him on sausages that, although they were just (though only just) within use-by date, had a rather ... erm... "fermentation" aroma.