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Date: 17 August 2010 16:47:57
Brrrring... brrrrring..... Good afternoon, could I speak to Ms Smudgie please? Speaking Good afternoon, Ms Smudgie. I am your friendly-voiced and extremely convincing representative from your insurance firm. I am sure you are aware that you have your insurance with us? Well, this is just a follow up call to see how you're doing. That's very nice of you. Just to inform you that this call is being recorded for training purposes, which of course, means absolutely nothing. OK We are offering our customers a really special special offer at the moment. Accidental death insurance. No thank you. Our accidental death insurance has a guaranteed payout of x-thousand pounds in the event of your accidental death and we're offering it completely free for the first three months. No thank you. Have you already got accidental death insurance? No. And you don't it, even though it's free for the first three months? No. Why would you not want something which is free? Tell, you what, I promise for the next three months to be really really careful not to die accidentally. If I fail, you can laugh and say "I told you so". S I L E N C E Er.. Goodbye.