Eye Eye

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Date: 07 October 2009 10:19:21

My appointment with the neurologist is on Saturday. It will be interesting to see what they say. (Hopefully not that I have to stop using the computer!!!) The good news is that my headaches have stopped, at least for now. The eyes are still dodgy - I can see double at the moment but I'm just ignoring it. Saturday they were awful, Sunday and Monday they were fine. I don't know whether I want them to get better quick or stay bad long enough for me to be able to tell the neurologist what's wrong!

I went to my boss the other day to ask him two questions, using my fingers (politely!) to count off the questions.
"Smudgie, before you say anything I need to get one thing straight. When you say you want to ask me two questions, do you mean one question, two questions or four questions?"
I look at him, wondering what planet he's on.
"It's just that I can see two fingers and I just want to make sure how many you can see" !!!!

I got my revenge, though. We came back from a trip in the minibus, and my boss saw me helping unload the wheelchairs and came up to me to say...
"Smudgie, please don't tell me you were driving the minibus while your eyes are not right. Please don't tell me that!"
"It's OK, Mr Boss, don't worry. You know those road signs which say "Use both lanes"? Well, I obeyed them to the letter :) "