Subtitles please

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Date: 20 November 2008 23:46:05

Oh my, if ever I was thinking that I might end up moving to Scotland one day, I have realised while watching Question Time from Glasgow that I am going to have to have my hearing tested and a subtitling machine installed - maybe in the form of a babel fish or something. I don't know how I used to be so competent in foreign languages - I am rapidly losing the ability to understand my own.

And what's more, it has today been confirmed that I am getting old. Oh my. The optician has confirmed that my eyesight is deteriorating and I do indeed need some considerably stronger reading glasses.

My eldest son appears to be speaking to me again, despite me being the meanest mother in Christendom. I await with trepidation the backlash from Smudgelet's counselling session tomorrow afternoon. Oh the joys of motherhood! Good job there are some compensations..... er, hold on a moment while I try to remember what they are......