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Date: 04 January 2004 20:47:06
In a few moments you may be well advised to keep your eye open for an object flying at high speed on an unknown trajectory from the general direction of the Isle of Wight. This object is beeping and dangerous.
If you are the friend who gave my eldest son a stopwatch for Christmas without any instructions for disabling the alarm which beeps every thirty minutes, please be aware that you are now deemed "ex-friend".
I will forebear from the temptation to make any comment about "time flies".