Mutter

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Date: 02 July 2009 16:48:45

I need a new phone. My current one, apparently, makes me sound like I've fallen down a well and am requesting the urgent assistance of Lassie.

So I popped onto the Nokia site (I like Nokias).

They do not appear to do any phones that just let you make and receive phone calls and send and receive text messages.

Apparently I also have to have something that will take photos, play music and do all sorts of other things which I neither understand nor need.

They're all too complicated and bright and shiny (and pink) and Carphone Warehouse don't sell reconditioned phones any more. Woe is me. Woe, I tell you. Woe.