Today's handy tip:

Categories: ramblings, silly-things

Date: 13 September 2007 12:31:04

If you're going to come up behind someone in the queue in Prêt and grab them round the arse, make very very sure that the person you're grabbing is the person you think they are, as having me look at you in mild puzzlement* is doubtless not the effect you were hoping for.

Dear me. You have never seen a grown man look so embarrassed. I, of course, found the whole thing hysterically funny, especially the dawning look of absolute “oh, help, I've just grabbed hold of a total stranger, she's going to kill me,” horror on his face, and nearly ruptured something trying not to laugh. Still, lucky him, he got today's learning experience out of the way before 9am!

*It was early. I hadn't had any coffee. Mild puzzlement (“who are you, and why are you grabbing my bottom?”) was the best I could come up with.