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Date: 17 March 2008 20:56:29

I'm just full of it, me.

When you hear the shrill beeping of an imminently-closing tube train door, don't jam your laptop bag in the gap.

There was the most horrendous crunch, the entire carriage gasped in shock (and sniggered a bit), and I swear the owner went green.

I think someone's got some fast talking to do at work tomorrow...

Oh, and apparently making small children at least use an approximation of your full name is teh eeevil.

Those who know me In Real Life™ know I accept no foreshortening of my name. I am Rosamundi to one and all. Not Rosie. or Rose. Apparently saying "not Rosie, Rosamundi," and then accepting "Wo-mund," with a "close enough," is mean and evil and bad and wrong.

Mind you, said child once pointed to the telly and said "Wo-mund on telly!" when Angelina Jolie was on, so, all things considered, he could probably call me "Stupidhead" and get away with it.