Date: 17 June 2008 17:09:28
Having sat down and worked it out, because I'm sad like that, I'm actually over a month ahead of myself in my “read the Bible in a year,” plan. Although it definitely needs more dragons. Numbers, particularly, would be made immeasurably more exciting by the addition of a dragon or two, because, my word, but it's dull.
"And so-and-so did that which was displeasing to the LORD, and a great big dragon flew down and ate him all up, even the bones, yeah, verily, even unto that funny little bone in the ear. And the LORD said 'Hah! Let that be a lesson unto thee.' And all the people said 'Amen.' And 'help! Mummy! It's a dragon!'"