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Date: 17 September 2006 20:04:42
If you drop frozen plastic (as in, a tupperware box of, say, frozen chilli con carne) onto a tiled concrete floor, the plastic will shatter, just like glass.
Do not try and pick the bits up before you have put shoes on.
Due to (a) gravity and (b) lots of capillaries, cut feet bleed for ages.
Hot water and washing up liquid on a sponge is effective at cleaning blood up from aforementioned tiled floors, especially if you have taken a bit of a while cleaning your foot so the blood on the floor's clotted a bit.
Pfffft.