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Date: 09 November 2006 17:03:05
(It's even shorter than St Augustine's).
"People are stupid. No, really stupid. No, even stupider than that, with a bit extra, just for giggles." And for proof, I offer this news story, in which, and I quote:
"A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night."
Yes dear. You just go right ahead, and introduce naked flames, chemicals and explosive powder to a part of your anatomy that naturally produces flammable gases all by itself. And you'll excuse me if, instead of adopting an attidude of prayerful concern, I enter a state of cackling near-hysteria.
It's hard work, this Christian charity lark, isn't it? Loving your fellow man is all very well, up until the point when your fellow man performs a full double muppet with pike and half-twist dismount.