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Categories: ramblings

Date: 28 January 2007 21:38:17

And boy, am I glad I wasn't stopped by any of the multiplicity of policemen that were on Waterloo station.

"Can you tell me what's in your bag, madam?"
"Certainly officer. Eight bulbs of garlic, two lumps of Parmesan-style hard cheese and a bagful of orchid compost. Why, is there a problem?"