Categories: ramblings, silly-things
Date: 13 July 2007 17:02:49
This is the One True Expense Form, and all others are an Abomination Unto Me. Claimants who use the heretical form, yea verily the one with the broken formulae and the bit you no longer have to complete for it is a tedium unto the Compliance Officer, shall be cast into the Outer Darkness, with the worm that dieth not, and the fire that is not quenched, and thine expenses Shalt Not Be Paid. And there will be Wailing, and Gnashing of Teeth, just for good measure.
And if thou persisteth in thine sinful ways, and breaketh Mine True and Holy forumulae, so that thy claim no longer addeth up, and thou wax wroth with Me, I shall speak thusly:
"That's nice. Watch me not care," and thine expenses shalt verily be paid into the Corporate Accounts Locusts and Honey Fund.
V: This is the Word of the Accounts Assistant
R: Thanks be to Barclays