Word to the Wise

Categories: ramblings

Date: 01 August 2007 20:41:54

If you develop an unpleasant stomach ailment, and the nice nurse on the NHS helpline says "drink isotonic fluids," when you ask your house mate to go out and purchase said drinks (since the newsagent is just too far from your bathroom), make sure to tell him "please don't buy the blue drink."

Bright blue vomit is not something you need to be faced with when you're already feeling fragile.