Oh, for crying out loud

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Date: 30 July 2009 17:02:16

The phone rang. I answered it. It was for my housemate.

"I'm sorry, he's not here, can I take a message?"

"I'm [calling to try and flog him something pointless], do you know when he'll be available, please?"

"No, sorry, I'm not sure where he is."

"Do you know his schedule for the next few days, so I can arrange a more convenient time to call him?"

"I'm his housemate, not his secretary, I don't have a clue."