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Date: 15 October 2006 23:30:31
THE GRILL'S BOTTOM IS BENT. ONE OF THE CROSS PIECES IS CUT IRREGULARLY, AND IT WON'T FIT. I ALMOST SPILLED ALL OF THE SCREWS/NUTS/BOLTS/WASHERS ALL OVER THE DRIVEWAY. I CAN'T MAKE THE PIECE FIT ON THE BOTTOM. STEP #4 REQUIRES TWO PEOPLE, AND I DON'T HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO HELP ME WITH IT. ALL OF MY FRIENDS LIVE "FAR AWAY", AND THEY'RE ALREADY AT HOME FOR A NICE SUNDAY EVENING. I PLAN TO ASK A NEIGHBOR, BUT I'M QUICKLY LOSING DAYLIGHT. I'M VERY HOT AND BOTHERED (not the good way) AT THE MOMENT. URGH.
ok. feeling a little better. will go out and try again. URGH. if you don't hear from me in a few days, it's probably because i took a welder to the grill and made it into a sculpture. a metal sculputure. a highly non-functional-can't-cook-steak-on-it-sculpture.
URGH.