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Date: 17 October 2006 05:16:10
Never Ever purchase Halloween candy more than one day in advance.
FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS LESSON will lead to rapid candy consumption.
And will necessitate additional candy purchases.
And if one chooses to disregard Today's Lesson (i.e., never purchase Halloween candy more than one day in advance) the vicious circle will once again begin.
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