(Post 179)

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Date: 15 July 2002 22:45:00

I'm not really keen on all that 'jingoism' as they call it. Y'know, flag waving and the like. However, it occurred to me during the last verse of Rule Britannia on Saturday that if it wasn't for the flag wavers and picnickers my income would be considerably lower.

Helen had put away the washing when pissed the other week. Before she left for the concert, she had a quick rumage in her drawer and pulled out her black concert stuff. Only it wasn't. It was her son's pyjamas. They are basically black, but with a very loud South Park cartoon about Attention Deficit Disorder on the front of the T shirt top. It was fine when she put the top on back to front - so long as someone was behind her at all times.