Oh dear.
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Date: 20 January 2007 13:13:16
A friend of mine has just made a post on LiveJournal comprising of two lists: 'Things Arkady Is Not Allowed To Do' and 'Things Arkady Is Probably Allowed To Do (But We'd Rather She Didn't)'.
One of the latter Things is "Make moonrocks by microwaving soap".
I do apologise for this, ladies and gentlemen, but I now find myself armed with a bar of soap, a microwave and a tip-off from Arkady herself that about two minutes should do it.
Take one bar of soap,
and one microwave.
Put the soap in the microwave. It might be best to put in *on* something, but like I thought of that.
Put it on full power for about two minutes.
And then you have moonrock. It's oddly triangular.
I find all this *far* too amusing, and have been sat here giggling to myself for ages now. I wanted to see if putting it in for longer would make it explode, but another friend of mine's exact words were:
[13:52] cookwitch: NO!!!!!
[13:52] Persephone: Awh!
[13:52] Persephone: Wanna!
[13:52] cookwitch: Behave. You made moonrock.
[13:52] cookwitch: You don't need fallout.
Now I'm going to go to the pub, and say "sorry I'm late, I was microwaving soap".