I called a publisher today...

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Date: 20 September 2002 16:49:00

...to let them know that a parcel was missing its invoice.

Saturn Christian Books (Not real name): Hello, Saturn Book Services, although thats not our real name

Me: Hello, We recieved a parcel from you today and it did not have an invoice in it.

SCB: Oh dear, I'm sorry. Let me see it I can trace it, Do you have the invoice number to hand.

Me: Er, no, the invoice is missing.

SCB: Oh yes, well, I tell you what, I will fax you the last 3 invoices you raised and you can ring me back and tell me the which invoice is missing.

Me: Well, if it is one of them then I won't need to ring you back, as I will then have the invoice.

SCB: Mmm, you could be right.

Me: Yes

SCB: I will fax them off to you then.

Me: Great

SCB: Bye

::Phone rings::

Me: Hello SPCK Bookshop

SCB: Whats you fax number please....