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Date: 16 July 2003 16:03:43
I have misled those who have read my Wiblogs over the past few months - a crime for which I am deeply ashamed and penitent.
I have a confession to make - I am not the person in real life that you may have a perception of. My virtual self is nothing like who I am in reality.
I confess to the following desceptions:
1. I am not superwoman.
In real life I am unable to run a business, family, and social life in the serene and calm manner of my Wiblog alter ego. There are times when I have none of the three to manage anyway so why should I worry? I would appreciate having a social life though - especially one where I would not have to pay for anything.
2. I am not a supermodel.
I am sorry to disillusion my male fan club but I do not resemble Kate Moss one iota. I may have tits like Jordan but unfortuantely mine are my own and therefore have the tendancy to droop. They also have a life of their own when I move around, being able to continue moving long after I've stood still.
3. I cannot juggle.
Another superwoman asset I have not accomplished. I cannot do more than one thing at a time without bodging the whole lot. It takes concentration to be able to cook a meal, prepare a sermon and chat on MSN at the same time. And anyway who needs to juggle if you can find someone to do it for you?
4. I am not a lady.
That is not a lady in terms of being a member of the aristocracy. I wouldn't know a silver spoon if it poked me in the eye when I was stirring me coffee.
5. I have not had plastic surgery.
Despite my run in with a surgeon earlier in the year I have not had a face lift. Neither have I had a tummy tuck, liposuction or boob job. What's mine in mine (unfortunately) and there's far too much of it to have anything added and too much to take away it truth be known.
Please beleive me when I say that I am truly sorry about misleading people into believing that I am someone I am not. It has been very hard having to face reality and admit the truth to the world.
And if you believe any of what I've written you're a greater fool than me!!!!