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Date: 20 September 2006 18:37:23
I have come to the belief that the the difference between men and women is genetic.
This gene contains the ability to understand the workings office equipment, lack of which renders the subject incapable of any movement other than staring into space. The subject is unable to decipher symbols indicting faults, and simple instructions are rendered unintelligible.
The subject suffering from the missing gene will appear to the untrained eye as an investigative character, with the ability to press buttons and pull levers. This is a camouflage mechanism which has evolved over the years which allows the sufferer to appear normal and assimilate them into the office environment. The sufferer is rendered speechless and is therefore unable to request assistance. They can only cope with their genetic deficit by walking away and denial.
This genetic abnormality is not specific to the male of the species, but predominates in that gender. This trait is most commonly found in salesmen; accountants and management.
Do not subject the sufferer to abuse or disparaging remarks, but treat gently and ease their discomfort by removing them from the environment.
Sufferers can be trained to overcome some of their genetically induced reactions but this takes time and patience on the part of their carers.
It is often easier to take control and do it yourself.