Categories: random
Date: 01 March 2010 18:06:25
First of all, an overhaul of the Sock Department is about to take place. Despite the solitariness of my existence, and no other persons socks having been in washing machines I've used for the past six months to confuse matters, (I have returned the one sock that had somehow worked it's way into my Sock Department from the last abode) I am once more at the stage of having several odd socks, and no partners for them. More importantly, the long, knee high socks for under trouser wear in these inclement weather times are showing signs of decrepitude. Holes are appearing where holes should not be in most of my socks.
Moreover, Best Friend has threatened to visit and attend to the overhaul herself if I don't. As I wish this to be an overhaul, not a massacre, it's becoming a matter of some urgency. Best Friend is somewhat outspoken in her opinion of my ability to make certain of my clothes last longer than I probably should. She would also have no qualms at marching me to my Sock Department and demand I do something about it.
Secondly, there are the Other Undergarments Departments. Both of which need attention, due to the slowly, but steadily Changing Shape of a Japes. Given this is likely to continue for a while to come, I'm reluctant to do much about this yet.
Thirdly, there is the extremely pleasing matter that the utilities bills were about a third less than I was expecting.
Fourthly, if I have done no other good for some time in my work place, I now have a deeply reluctant learner who's grasp of basic mathematical concepts are seriously limited, but who can now recognise the difference between perimeter and area, and how to calculate both for a simple shape.
Fifthly - may turn into a separate post!